A special man in your life may want a tur-duc-hen for thanksgiving this year. Please do not discourage this.
It has been my experience that most ladies seem to think that stuffing a chicken inside of a duck, inside of a turkey is something to be frowned upon. Most ladies (that I've talked to) think it's disgusting. Not so with men. We think it is genius.
I'll tell you what, why don't we compro- mise. You don't want us frying our meat for thanks- giving, so if you'll at least consent to trying a tur-duc-hen, we give up on begging you to let us fry it.
I've kept my word, I'm not frying anything this year. And this fryer is still at the grocery store.
So, how does that sound?